The Art of Being a Girl

Say something sweetly
But carry a big gun
Try stylish but sexy
And marry a rich man
'Cause it’s the art of being a girl
Spill on me like water
There’s no mess, it’s not yours
'Cause it’s the art of being a girl
Yes it’s the art of being a girl
Use teardrops gently
But always get your way
'Cause it’s the art of being a girl
Yes it’s the art of being a girl
Don’t say anything darling, just smile
You won’t worry honey, you won’t even get a chance to talk
Yeah, right
Hi… ummm… this is room 207
I need an order of… um… let’s see…
Scrambled eggs… not… not runny… not with the albuben in it…
Ah… just… ah… albumen… I don’t… I guess scrambled eggs hard…
So… and then I want a pot of decafe coffee, and a pot of regular coffee…
And in the decafe coffee, can you put a shot of decafe espresso in the decafe
coffee?
And give me lots of extra half-and-half please
No a shot of… yeah, a shot of… of of of espresso, but decafe espresso in
the decafe…
And I want them both small… size small…
Yeah, and regular… ye ye yeah, regular coffee too…
Ok thanks, yeah…