Holy Moses

John the Baptist, I sure could use a hand —
I need a favor from ya, boy.
Like we practiced, help me wash my hands
before she comes in through the door.
Mother Mary, I sure could use your grace
I need a favor just for me.
Sure it’s scary. I do feel out of place but
count me on your rosary.
Holy Moses! I think she’s gorgeous so
can’t you please just get your man Jesus
for me…
Holy Spirit, when can I feel you here?
I need a favor from you now.
Can you steer it, keep my message clear
Before I drive it through the ground?
And we’re forever undergound…
Holy Moses! I think she’s gorgeous so
can’t you please just get your man Jesus
or part the seas that grow in between us… oh.
Holy Moses! She’s goddamned gorgeous.
So, can’t you please just get your main man Jesus
or part the seas that grow in between us… for me.
Treat my single wish
as if it were a fish.
And I’ll be good as gold.