Touch the Water

Touch the water and watch them fall over
Tell your mother he’s as sharp as a flower
Tell your mother
He’s as sharp as a flower
Touch the water and watch them take cover
Tell your mother he’s as thick as an oyster
Tell your mother
He’s as sharp as a flower
Father, dear, I’m getting older
And the room it seems so awful golden
Tell your mother
He’s not a kid anymore
Kid anymore
Touch the water, it’s as soft as a feather
Tell your mother he’s as hot as the weather
Tell your brother
He’s as sharp as a flower
Father, dear, I’m getting older
And the room it seems so awful golden
Tell your brother
He’s not a kid anymore
Kid anymore
Father, dear, I’m getting older
Tell your mother that she’s lost her soldier
Tell your brother
He’s not a kid anymore
Kid anymore