Lady! Reversible! (Alleged.)

Today I saw you on the street today
And you didn’t know what to fuckin' say
So I thought I’d just tell you to go fuck yourself
Or something like that, you know you know
Then I went to the punk rock show, and
I saw that one fuckin' girl you know
The one who says she looks just like me
Yeah so I guess she must be just like me
If this were a movie, then the 3rd time’s a charm
If this is your fuckin' movie--
Lady! Reversible! (alleged) oh no!
Honey if I ever got my shit together
Honey I’d be just like you
Yeah lady if I held myself
And starved myself the way you do
You know that I’m gonna love you
Or hate you till the day you die
What kinda bitch did you get that boy?
Yeah how did you get so vile?
If that’s what you’re into
May you rot in the fuckin' grave
You created for your sorry ass--
Lady! Reversible! (alleged) oh no!
I heard about you on the street today
And you know what? It made my fuckin' day!
So we all think you should go fuck yourself
Or something like that, you know you know
Then we went to the punk rock show, and
We saw that one fuckin' girl you know
The one who says she looks just like me
Yeah so I guess it must be my sister
'Cause she’s the only one who looks just like me