I Love Being a Cow

I look at my family gathered round
They’re laying softly on the ground
My kids are asleep and so is my wife
I feel so lucky that this is my life
During the day we graze and roam
We might live in a barn, but hey it’s home
We share with two donkeys and sau
Oh it’s a great day to be a cow
Woah ho ho, I love being a cow
Nothing is better than here and now
I live with three horses, a traveling lamb
Here in our humble little barn, in Bethlehem
There’s a noise at the door, and in walks Tim
He’s the inkeeper of the inn
He lets in a woman and a man
This wasn’t part of my day’s plan
They push my kids' out of the way,
And she lays down upon my hay
Hey that isn’t cool, that’s where I sleep
I paid for that hay, it wasn’t cheap
Woah, ho ho is that a head?
She’s giving birth all up in my bed
Comes into my barn and makes a mess
I go to work in the morning, I don’t need distress
Oh come on! That’s where I eat!
She’s having a baby where I eat
Oh oh, now there’s three dudes coming in as well
Oh why don’t you join the damn party
It’s only my house
Woah ho ho, I love being a cow
Where is my family mean to sleep now?
Today looked so good, you just had to spoil it
You treated my kitchen like a public toilet
Woah ho ho, It sucks being a cow
I work in a field, pulling a plow
Then at night, in comes a pregnant stranger
And gets placenta all in my manger
Woah ho ho, screw being a cow!
It sucks being a cow!
Stop being a cow!
Why am I a cow?!
This sucks!
TIM! Stop letting people in, I don’t want a drummer boy here!
Don’t you dare fade down the music
I have a 4 minute track
I haven’t even done the rap yet
Don’t, MOO! MOO! MOO!