You Look Like I Need a Drink

Here we go again
Fancy meeting me at this bar with your pick up lines down to an art
Bragging 'bout your job and dog
How you get your blue eyes from your mom
You all state quarterback from school
Clearly think that you’re still cool
Running your hands through your greasy hair
I nod and smile like I care
But if you really wanna know
What I think
You look like, I need a drink
Give me Jack‚ Jim or Jäger
Hell I don’t even care
You goggled this disaster
Just make it go down faster
Gonna need 100 proof
To drown away these blues
I’m trying to get over him enough
Under you
And if you really wanna know
What I think
You look like‚ I need a drink
And if you really wanna know
What I think
You look like‚ I need
Maybe a margherita
With a shot of tequila
You’re almost passing for a 10
Now that I’m 3 sheets to the wind
Let the courage shame what I mean
As long as intoxication, inebriation asap
And if you wanna keep on talking
Baby honestly
You look like I need a drink
One more time
If you really wanna know
What I think
You look like, I need a drink
You look like‚ I need a drink
Tequila
Or maybe
Whiskey
Or maybe
Vodka
Or maybe
20 but strong
Or just pour the whole bottle
Gin and juice and grey goose
I got my buzz on