Hitting The Lotto

Slam on your brakes.
If that’s what it takes.
It’s easy if you try.
Ya won’t have ta die or cry.
As the person comes,
Ya gotta scream out,
«I want big sums!»
Then call up the cops.
Hitting the Lotto
That’s my motto.
It’s not too hard.
When ya have the right card.
Sit and wait at home.
You can’t go on a roam.
The check will be big.
You’ll eat like a pig.
What’s the next scam?
Something with your fam?
Oh yeah, they’ve got dough.
That’s where I’ll go.
Hitting the Lotto.
That’s my motto.
It’s not too hard.
When I have the right card.
Call up your grandma.
Get on the list.
For the big Lotto.
They’ve got it all.
Drive over there.
Say you really care.
Wait for the money.
Get it and hop like a bunny.
Hitting the Lotto.
That’s my motto.
It’s not too hard.
When I have the right card.
Do nothing.
Look for the Lotto.
It’s the best.
Not really, it’s a sham, scam.