If Love Was a Plane

She’s 98 lbs. workin down at the Dairy Queen
With an Oval V home perm and braces.
And he’s long haired no job and just 19
They’ve got a baby on the way and
They’re off to the races
In love look at em go
Now what in the world
Could go world could go wrong?
Don’t tell them the odds
Its best they don’t know.
If love was a plane, nobody’d get on.
At the Ivy at lunchtime in Beverly Hills
The popparazi are gathered outside
Cause’an actor and an actress are having lunch
And according to Extra and Entertainment Tonight
They’re in love,
Look at em go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
Don’t tell them the odds,
Its best they don’t know,
If love was a plane nobody’d get on Imagine now the pilots voice on the intercom
Right before we leave the ground
Saying folks thanks for flying with us But theres a six in ten chance we’re goin down
But that’s the strangest thing about this emotion,
Even knowng our chances are small,
We line up at the gate with our tickets
Thinking, somehow were different
I mean after all
We’re in love look at us go!
Now what in the world could go wrong?
To hell with the odds we’d rather not know
If love was a plane, nobody’d get on Ya, if love was a plane nobody’d get on