One Night Stand

Well, I got home this morning and everything was gone
The only thing she left me were the clothes that I got on
And yeah, we used to fuss and fight but I never thought it’d come to this So I
did what any broke guy would do and jumped on Craigslist
I said I need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
Could ya help an ol boy out if ya have it
Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain and a microwave
I don’t need the whole table, just a TV tray
And if ya got one laying around, I’ll take anything that makes a sound Cause
she took all the records and the player too
If it works, that’ll work… it ain’t gotta be new
And since she’s gone, I don’t need one on each side of the bed
Naw, I just need one night stand
Naw, I just need one night stand
Well, I got a call from a guy said he just saw my ad
Said he threw his Lay-Z-Boy in the alley so I made a mad dash
And on my way to pick it up, I got a random text from a lady
She said I just saw your post. My husband’s s’posed to leave the house around
8ish I thought aww naw this ain’t good
That poor ok gal musta misunderstood
I just need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
Could ya help an ol boy out if ya have it
Yeah, I need some soap, shampoo and some cutlery
And man, the whole damn house could use some potpourri And if there’s anything
cool in your basement
Chances are, man, I got space for it
And if ya got a Big Mouth Billy Bass I can talk to
Man, you oughtta let me help you out
I can take it off your hands
And I just need one night stand
Yeah, I just need one night stand
Man, I just need all this stuff
Cause I’m about to start my life without her
I just wish that I’d quit getting all these pop-ups from the Casual Encounters
I said I need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
Could ya help an ol boy out if ya have it
Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain and a microwave
I don’t need the whole table, just a TV tray
And if ya got one laying around, I’ll take anything that makes a sound Cause
she took all the records and the player too
If it works, that’ll work… it ain’t gotta be new
And since she’s gone, I don’t need one on each side of the bed
Naw, I just need one night stand
Yeah, I just need one night stand
Somewhere I can put this yellow lava lamp
Yeah, I just need one night stand