Be In My Video

Be in my video,
Darling, every night
I will rent a cage for you
And mi-j-i-nits dressed in white
(teeny-little-tiny-little…)
Twirl around in a lap dissolve
Pretend to sing the words
Ill rent a gleaming limousine;
Release a flock of ber-herna-herna-herna
Herna-her-nerds
Wear a leather collar
And a dagger in your ear
I will make you smell the glove
And try to look sincere, then well
Dance the blues
Lets dance the blues
Lets dance the blues
Under the megawatt moonlight
Pretend to be chinese,
(one-hung-low)
Ill make you wear red shoes
Theres a cheesy atom bomb explosion
All the big groups use
Atomic light will shine
Through an old venetian blind
Making patterns on your face,
Then it cuts to outer space
With its billions &billions &
Billions &billions and
Be in my video
Darling, every night
Everyone in cable-land
Will say youre outa-site
You can show your legs
While youre getting in the car, then
I will look repulsive
While I mangle my guitar
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh