Intro

Here ya go, man
Jesus Christ, man, you're going to war
What I say? Didn’t I say come to me? Do I ever disappoint? Fucking no. Why? I deliver. Why? I’m your man. How do I know? How? Know? *No* Know how. I got 100 things to do this morning and you’re first in line so could we move it along please?
Okay. Fine. Right. I’m just looking for something, small, light, cheap. .380, .32. Something like that
No, no, no. You want to be packing like a man, Eddie, you’re a man, man. How ‘bout this.. 6-inch 3-5-7 magnum?
Yeah
Automatics. Browning 9-mill. Now I know what you’re thinking, that’s got no stopping power, but that’s got 13 shots in the clip, man. That won’t just kill a man, that’ll turn him inside out, pull him upside down, piss on him, read him his last rights...
Alright, fine. Yeah, I get the message, I’m just.. I'm just a bit fucking lost there. And these are totally untraceable?
They don’t exist
What about guarantee's?
What do you think this is? Guns-Are-Us?