Wildest Dreams Parody

My ex-boyfriends all hate me now
They think I was crazy and dicked them around.
I can’t stand that they think about me as a bad girlfriend.
So guess I gotta take them out!
How dare they all dump Taylor Swift and not remember me as perfect!
They must pay the price, and I won’t rest until they all are dead!
Hey John remember me?
Sure Taylor we dated before I met Katy.
Since our break up made me scream, I’ll return the favor
Go to hell John Mayer!
That’s right, scream!
Aaah! Aaah!
Rest in Peace!
Haa! Haaaaah!
I invited Joe Jonas to my tent.
Yea, I used to date him
Back when he still had hits.
It’s not my fault my career went to shit.
God, I hate my brother.
Well, he’s the one with talent!
Why would you say something so cruel?
No please stop! What the hell did I do?
You broke up with me over the phone
and left me all alone.
Now I am on a plane
Soon I will be killin' one more ex Jake Gyllenhaal.
What are you doing Tay?
I’m hitting this button!
Now I’m going to jump. It’s my Wildest Dream!
No No Noooo!
That was three. Two to go.
Taylor?
Hello Harry.
I’ve come to say Bye Bye cause you’re about to die.
What? I’m just going to space.
There’s been a change of plans cause I’m killing exes in my Wildest Dreams.
Aaah. Aaaaah.
What are you doing Taylor love?
I know eventually you will dump me!
What no! Oooow!
So I might as well kill you now.
Haaa! Haaaaaa!
Die! Die Calvin! Haaa!
You won’t dump me Calvin! Not this time! Haaa Haaa!
Taylor! Taylor! You okay? You were saying some strange things while sleeping.
I was just having a wild dream.
I could tell.
Go back to sleep. Everything’s fine.
Goodnight sweetheart. Sleep tight.
Don’t let the bedbugs bite. Hee Hee.