The Lazy Song

Today I don’t feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz' today I swear I’m not doing anything
I’m gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hands in my pants
Nobody’s gon' tell me I can’t
oooooh
I’ll be lounging on the couch, just chillin' in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to Dougie
Cuz in my castle I’m the freakin' man
Ooooh, yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can!
Today I don’t feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz' today I swear I’m not doing anything
(nothing at all)
Whooohooo, whooohoooo
(nothing at all)
Whooohooo, whooohoooo
Tomorrow I wake up do some P90x
Meet a really nice girl
Have some really nice sex
And she’s gonna scream out this is great
Yeaah
I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry paps you’ll just have to wait
Oooh yes I said, I said, I said it cuz' I can
Today I don’t feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz' today I swear I’m not doing anything
Nooo, I ain’t gonna comb my hair,
Cuz' I 'aint going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oooh
I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeeeaah
Today I don’t feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz' today I swear I’m not doing anything
(nothing at all)
whooohooo, whoohooo
(nothing at all)
whooohooo, whoohooo
(nothing at all)