Glad To Be Home

When I’m away on tour tell the mayor I’ll be back,
for my city so don’t throw away my key
‘Cause on the road there’s too much drinkin'
Girls that undress when you meet ‘em,
Lack of sleep but you still think I live the dream
My girl’s waitin' for my call ‘cause I’m gone
I can tell she’s countin' minutes wonderin' when I’m gonna text her
She asks me what I’m doin' when a girl’s on my lap
I say I’m at the suite in bed just to protect her
I know my health is getting worse but the pain is getting better
I can see these trips to Vegas go from once a month to never
I tell my buddy that she’ll go down if you let her
All you gotta do is show up on the stage and then you get her
And all my friends say «don't forget me when you’re famous»
I just laugh it off and tell ‘em that they dumb
‘Cause I’m not sure where this is goin' but I’ll remember where I’m from
I’m not on the road for the fame
But you can bet your ass that I’m out for the money
I can’t help if everywhere I go they know our name
No matter where I go, they can’t love me like you love me
I’ll be comin' back, tell ‘em that we’re home
And when we make it back, I swear it’s gonna be on
I’m glad to be home
Glad to be home
Glad to be home
16 hours ‘til we’re home and I’m more drunk than I should be,
Got some curtains in the van to hide the blunt from CHP
I think' I’m havin' way more fun than I should be
Poppin' bottles on the freeway while we’re doin' 93 man
Well this is bad, some of these times are the best I’ve ever had
Wanted to leave home when I was younger
now I’m older and I can’t wait ‘til I’m back
Lay in my bed and I’mma sleep for days and
Wake up late and feel amazin'
Forget about the shitty hotels we stayed in
And all the crazy groupies that we’ve been playin'
These ain’t stories that I been tellin,
And I’m sorry if they’re just rude to you
This ain’t bullshit I’m tryna sell man
I’m doin' the best I can to stay true to you, so…