What The *$@# Did You Say

You see I’m always talkin'
When I should be drivin'
But everybody does it these days
You say I’m gettin' cancer
Every time I answer
Yeah, whatever you say
Wish I could change my service
Should have never signed up
Heck it never works anyway
The signal’s always breakin'
I can’t hear nothin'
Hey, what did you say?
I know you can’t hear me
There ain’t no use in listenin'
I can’t tell what you’re sayin'
All I hear is hissin'
Yeah, the more that I roam
The more I gotta pay
I’m on my cell phone
What the *$@# did you say?
I ought to get a beeper
It be a whole lot cheaper
Just throw this cell phone in the lake
I’d really love to call you
But even when I get through
It’s always what did you say?
Can anybody hear me?
Or am I just wastin' minutes?
I’m in 1500
750 was my limit
Hey, I gotta go
I can’t hear you anyway
I’m on my cell phone
What the *$@# did you say?
Oh, the more that I roam
The more I gotta pay
I’m on my cell phone
What the *$@# did you say?