Exercise Machines

What if we could use our exercise machines to make electricity
All our needs would melt away the pounds
We all would have the best shape of our lives
We could re-claim the Olympics
The TV would show red and blue and white
The TV would show red and blue and white
Instead of sooty clouds over our cities we’d have body odor smog to fill our
lungs
Our skies would be the envy of everyone
All those who just sit around and watch
The tube will have something more to do
Cause you can’t watch Friends until you’ve run a mile
Some day we will invent a new machine that will make cars obsolete
A vehicle that runs on human power
Oh think of just how far we will have come
Instead of sooty clouds over our cities we’d have body odor smog to fill our
lungs
Our skies would be the envy of everyone