What Is A Juggalo?

What is a Juggalo? Let me think for second,
well, oh. He gets butt naked,
and then he walks through the streets winking at freaks,
with a two liter stuck in his butt cheeks!
What is a Juggalo? He just don’t care,
he might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
he’d tell her that her butt stinks, and all that!
What is a Juggalo? He drinks like a fish,
then he starts huggin people like a drunk bitch,
next thing he’s pickin fights with his best friends,
then he starts with the huggin again, fuck!
What is a Juggalo? A fuckin' lunatic, somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
then he jumps out a ten story window… ohhh!!!
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What is a Juggalo? A juggalo, that’s what it is well fucked if I know
What is a Juggalo? I don’t know,
but I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life yo.
What is a Juggalo? A juggalo,
that’s what it is well fucked if I know
What is a Juggalo? I don’t know,
but I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life yo.
I’m a Jugalugalugalo!
Get the fuck up, get the fuck outta here!
What is a Juggalo? A dead body, well he ain’t really dead
but he ain’t like anybody that you’ve ever met before,
He’ll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four
What is a Jug… what the fuck? Conne… man that shit is wack…
don’t worry 'bout my shit just rap motherfucker!
What is a Juggalo? He ain’t a bitch boy,
he’ll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy
walks right in ya house while ya having supper,
and dip his nuts in ya soup, bloop!
What is a Juggalo? Well he ain’t a phoney,
he’ll walk up and bust a nut in ya macaronis,
and watch you sit there and finish off the last bit,
cuz your a stupid ass dumb fuckin idiot!
What is a Juggalo? He’s a graduate, he graduated from… well,
at least he got a job, he’s not a dumb putz
He works for himself scratchin his nuts, ha.
What is a Juggalo? A Hulk-o-maniac,
he power-bombs motherfuckers into thumb-tacks
People like him til they find out he’s unstable.
He Sabued your ma through a coffee table!
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