Intro

and I never once noticed this place.
You need a sign out there or somethin buddy,
probably bring some business to the joint.
Yes, how may I help you today?
I’m lookin for some kind of uh…
some kind of clock or somethin, somethin for the old man.
He collects old shit like this and I figured,
I figured I’d get 'em somethin before he dies and rots on me ya know?
Ah, well perhaps you can use a gift yourself?
Well, I’m not much for old shit like this myself.
But I insist, I have somethin just right for you.
This will help you find more then you are looking for.
A candle huh? Yeah well maybe I’m in the wrong place.
Consider it a gift from your neighbor.
But I heh… have electricity in my house.
No, this is no ordinary candle by boy.
Come closer and witness the light
that this magical candle will shed upon your life.
Listen uh, I really gotta get goin.
Witness my friend, witness the light, of the Amazing Jeckel Brothers!