Herm-Aphrodite (She Was a Guy)

I was thinking back about last night
Upon sober reflection
Met a girl that I thought I liked
But on further inspection
Things were amiss… or maybe a mister
(She had a dude vibe) I think that I kissed her
(She had a dude face) she was a guy
She was a guy
She had a pretty little country voice
And I sure liked her diction
Hanging out with all the country boys
Aroused my suspicion I didn’t belong
We got carried away
(She had a dude’s vibe) she carried it wrong
(She had a dude’s face) she was a guy
She was a guy
Thinking 'bout it, yeah maybe
No, she was a guy
And I don’t know what made me believe
They say that looks they can deceive
I know I’ve been deceived
My situation’s gone from sad to worse
Cause I really adore her
See my blessing turned into a curse
Cause I can’t ignore her
There’s nothing to hide
Cause God’s in the details
(She had a dude vibe) she sent me an email
(She had a dude face) she ain’t no female
(I can’t live a lie) she was a guy
She was a guy
Beyond a fucking shadow of a doubt
She was a guy
And I’m a man of two minds
Sha la la la she was a guy
My my my
Sha la la la she was a guy
Oh she was a guy
Sha la la la she was a guy
I can’t believe that she lied
Sha la la la she was a guy
Oh man do I cry
Sha la la la she was a guy
Oh man do I die
Sha la la la she was a guy
She was a guy
Sha la la la she was a guy
Oh she was a guy
Sha la la la she was a guy
She was a guy